14 de abril de 2015

Vagina is another way of saying Deity

I'm sorry to surprise all of you simple minded freaks BUT this is not a song about being a slut.

Listen closely.
Now think some more.
Listen to it again and think one last time.

That's right, it's a documentary musical teaching us not only the physical properties of the divine entry but its ancient myths and modern feminist theories. Heres a translation in case you still don't get it
My pussy good pussy sweet
Pussy good enough to eat
Pussy good pussy sweet
Pussy good enough to eat
Menstrual Blood used to be the most Sacred substance on Earth, and now science is discovering its incredible healing powers…

Tight pussy right pussy
Fuck me all night pussy
Make u leave yo wife pussy
Cause dis what u like pussy
Slide down on ya pipe pussy
Ride ya like a bike pussy
It do whatever u ask it to, nice pussy
Top notch best pussy
Aquafina wet pussy
Louie gucci prada yea u know I got that fresh pussy
He love da way it feel pussy
Kill a nigga bout da pussy
10's 20's 50's got that hunnit dollar bill pussy
Make a nigga cheat pussy
Nut and then I skeet pussy
Fucking so good I'm moving in next week pussy
Tricking off da keep da pussy
Beat it like da beat pussy
So fresh n' so clean I got that STD free pussy

One of the most important rituals was preparing a ‘drink of immortality’ made from menstrual blood, which is full of healing stem cells, which can actually activate our cellular capacity to regenerate and transport us to endocrine states of rapture. Or in a spiritual sense open us to the Frequency of Love and Eternal Life, transporting us to another Dimension – called Heaven, Paradise, Nirvana etc.
This 'Love Feast' or 'Sacred Marriage' – a core part of the Menstrual Mysteries – was eventually declared a heresy and women were barred from participating in Christian rites.

However the ‘Power of Renewal, Rebirth, and Resurrection’ previously associated with the Holy Womb and Menstrual Blood of the Divine Mother was transferred to the story of Jesus and his ritual of Eucharist – ‘hic est sanguis meus – this is the Chalice of my Blood’ – where worshippers ‘drank his blood’ to gain the power of Rebirth through him.
I got that new pussy, ohh pussy keep me from ya crew pussy
Pussy snap back feel like it's brand new pussy
Fuck that other pussy cause dis got ya got ya hooked pussy
1 minute man I wish a nigga would pussy
Can't leave da pussy here follow me to da moon pussy
Serve it to u now u can eat it wit a spoon pussy
Got that good good got u calling out of work pussy

Thus the dilemma facing feminist theorists today is that our very self-definition is grounded in a concept that we must deconstruct and de-essentialize in all of its aspects. Man has said that woman can be defined, delineated, captured-understood, explained, and diagnosed-to a level of determination never accorded to man himself, who is conceived as a rational animal with free will. Where man's behavior is underdetermined, free to construct its own future along the course of its rational choice, woman's nature has overdetermined her behavior, the limits of her intellectual endeavors, and the inevitabilities of her emotional journey through life... Despite the variety of ways in which man has construed her essential characteristics, she is always the Object, a conglomeration of attributes to be predicted and controlled along with other natural phenomena. The place of the free-willed subject who can transcend nature's mandates is reserved exclusively for men.

This was until now, where them hoes get the control with them hypno-pussies, also known as the "new pussy" as opposed to "that other pussy". Checkmate nigga.

Fuck u like I'm putting on a dick n twerk pussy
Warp round da dick said it fit just right pussy
Make u cum once, twice, maybe even thrice pussy
Got that pretty pussy got that zotic pussy
N u know the kind that make u shoot off like a rocket pussy

Evaluation of pelvic-floor muscle (PFM) function and strength is necessary to be able to teach and give feedback regarding a woman's ability to contract the PFM and to document changes in PFM function and strength throughout intervention. The aims of this article are to give an overview of methods to assess PFM function and strength and to discuss the responsiveness, reliability, and validity of data obtained with the methods available for clinical practice and research today. Palpation, visual observation, electromyography, ultrasound, and magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) measure different aspects of PFM function. Vaginal palpation is standard when assessing the ability to contract the PFM. However, ultrasound and MRI seem to be more objective measurements of the lifting aspect of the PFM. Dynamometers can measure force directly and may yield more valid measurements of PFM strength than pressure transducers.
Freak pussy sweet pussy eat it up for dinner pussy
Got that big pussy turn a saint into a sinner pussy
I got that pussy, platinum plaque pussy
Put it in a hall of fame I got that classic pussy
I got that boss pussy that shot caller pussy
When we fucking feel like u ain't got no problems pussy
Always on ya mind pussy fucking up ya grind pussy
Call it Cadillac cause u love da way it ride pussy
Like how it's hittin pussy that finger licking pussy
I'm back in town I got that kiss it where u miss it pussy
I got that choker pussy I got that soaker pussy
Nigga wanna put it in his gar n smoke it pussy
Ascribing magic properties to the vagina (or fantasizing about them) is nothing new. In 1748, Denis Diderot’s first pseudonymously published novel was about a sultan with jewels that made vaginas talk to him. Fast-forward a few centuries to the 1977 movie Chatterbox. After a woman’s vagina becomes verbal and sentient, a male character informs our protagonist that her box “is simply that part of you that is speaking up to be heard.”

Women, on their own, are the source of healing, they have this sort of inherent magical quality. They can do no wrong because femininity is sacred. They can destroy entire kingdoms and terrorize people for years. They can be completely toxic to everyone around them, and are still worthy of praise and adoration. Whereas men are beasts or misguided souls that need contact with this magical feminine energy to be whole.

There used to be a balance to that when male influence could also break magic spells in Disney universes, but now that it’s been tossed aside we are left with stories of full-blown gynocentrism.

I say that because in Disney’s two most recent offerings, Frozen and Maleficent, they did not create more complex and relatable villains; instead, they shifted the blame to men. They didn’t make the male villains in those films sympathetic; they were basically just devils. These were good for the pussy.

Pussy finally smiles to the World.

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